So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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