have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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