You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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