My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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