Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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