What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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