I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
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In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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