that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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