If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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