A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
Randomize
