he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
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