you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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