Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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