Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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