i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
The uberlube is also flammable
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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