hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
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