She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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