true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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