Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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