ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
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