how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Randomize
