another moral hangover. fuck.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
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