Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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