your thong is hanging out like whoa
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
You can't just leave with hair like that
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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