you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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