So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
The power of my boobs compel you
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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