we have officially lost it.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
There's always time for handjobs
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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