Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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