OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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