She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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