Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
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3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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