this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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