What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
Randomize
