Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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