he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I still have a little drunk in my system
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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