Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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