There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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