I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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