This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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