i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
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go home
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
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