that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
Randomize
