i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
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