Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
Randomize
