After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I booty called her while she was in labor.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
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