my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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