I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
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