how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
It's rum buckets o'clock
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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