Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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