Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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