I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I love having hate sex.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
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